| backstory: | our cat likes playing with my cigarette butts AND I KNOW THAT'S GROSS and we try to keep them away from him but anyway |
| me: | i want to like get a picture of him with the butt in his mouth |
| me: | and put it on tumblr |
| me: | "our cat is addicted to cigarettes" |
| me: | and then people would get so mad |
| dana: | yeah, they'd go all 'chocolate bird' on you |